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Daily Bulletin 每日公告

, Monday

Happy Monday! Are you coming to school today? Thank you very much for supporting the Daily Bulletin. Starting from today, Daily Bulletin will only be available in toki pona! Wait, you don't understand toki pona? We kindly offer a translated version here, but we still strongly recommend that you learn toki pona and view the original version instead. We are not very sorry that you cannot provide suggestions or unsubscribe today. Thank you!

周一快乐!您还记得上学吗?感谢您支持每日公告。从今天起,每日公告中将只有道本语!什么,您不懂道本语?我们善意地在此提供翻译版,但是我们仍然强烈建议学会道本语并选择浏览原版。我们并不非常抱歉,但是您今天无法提供建议或取消订阅。谢谢!

Common-Sense Time 浪费时间

Day Y9 Y10 Y11 Y12
Mon UCO: Dean's Whole School Zhixing Health Talk (S2 Awards Convocation & PPE Recognition)
And Still No Tutor Time Today
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Deceptive Dinings 今日假肴

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and What Do You Expect
早餐,午餐,晚餐,都在这了
Day Taste of Asia Eat Global Revolution Piccola Italia Vegetarian Snack
Mon Longjing Shrimps without Tea
没有茶的
龙井虾仁
Green Vegetables Boiled in Water
水煮随机
绿色蔬菜
Sirloin Steak but not Sirloin Steak
不西冷的
西冷牛排
Green Vegetables Boiled in Water
水煮随机
绿色蔬菜
to be honest ↑ is what we really need Shrimp Pasta without Shrimp
没有虾的
奶油虾面
Lotus Pond under Moon without Moon
没有月的
荷塘月色
Fruit Yogurt without Fruit
没有果的
果味酸奶
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Daily Expiration 每日零感

Quote of the Day 每日引言

This is a disaster. Look at the air, listen to the buzzing of the sun, the same as yesterday and the day before. Today is Monday too.

— José Arcadio Buendía

Excerpt from "A Hundred Years of Solitude" by Gabriel García Márquez.
选自加西亚 · 马尔克斯《百年孤独》。

Article of the Day 每日文章

Memes of the Day 每日梗图

Memes by Nocturnal Trash Posts.
Nocturnal Trash Posts 创作。

On This Day 以史为鉴

April 1
4月1日

Births and Deaths: April Emily Fools (b. 1926); April Emily Fools (d. 1994)

Fetched from National Geographic and Uncyclopedia.
选自国家地理伪基百科

In the News 时事要闻

Fetched from The Onion, America's Fineset News Source.
选自洋葱新闻,美国最优秀的新闻来源。